But… where did you GO?!

Pops has disappeared! I haven’t seen in in probably a month. I asked Michael, the trainer, if he’d seen him recently but he didn’t even know who I was talking about! How can you not know POPS?! I mean, I realize that’s not really his name, or what he’s called, but I totally described him and he’s a constant at the gym. And now it’s been long enough that people that should recognize him – that would have signed him in – they might not remember now. And even they have moved around a bit on times and there’s new people and WHERE IS POPS?! If/when he comes back, will it be weird if I give him my number and tell him he has to make sure I know whenever something happens to him or he’s going to be gone for an extended period of time because I worry! Is that weird?